use your imagination, i said.

Snow white works as a maid in her stepmother’s palace. Her stepmother hates her because she is good hearted and pretty, everyone likes her. One day, the queen call upon the goddess of beauty and asked her, ‘god ah, god ah. Who’s prettiest of all?’

The goddess replied, ‘you are pretty, but snow white is the prettiest.’

The queen was furious and shouted, ‘what the heck?!’ The goddess proclaimed, ‘did I say something wrong? Snow white is the prettiest in the palace’.

The queen was raged. She stormed out of her room and called her guards.

‘Pee! I command you to murder Snow white!’ Pee immediately said, ‘roger that!’

The guard went to the woods and saw snow white and said, ‘enemy spotted!!’ He took out sniper rifle then took aim and shot. ‘Headshot! Yes!’

Snow white was so scared after hearing the noise of the rifle, she fainted. The guard reported to the queen and exclaimed, ‘I have killed her’.

The queen shouted, ‘awesome! Awesome!’

Pee said, ‘copy that!’

queen said, ‘snow white is down, let’s celebrate!’

the end

/edit. pee is really, one of their names. i laughed out loud and proceeded to show the story to everyone within radius heehee