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Subject: Hall out of bound due to installation of Big Ass Fans

Dear Colleagues,

Please be informed that ---- our contractors will be doing installation work at the hall to install 2 Big Ceiling Fans. They need to put up scaffolding and do wiring & welding works.

Regards,

Y----

Ops Manager

am i allowed to blog about such things? will i get fired?
owell hee hee. i'm never deleting this email.
big ass fans. it's BIG ASS. yo.
oh yea mama, we geddin them big ass fans in da hooood.