after 3 months of nonsensical travelling

I PASS DRIVING hurray for meeeeee first attempt somemore i am king.

i was telling my instructor how non exemplary a driving test is of my true capabilities. they like to say how you need a lot of luck during the test (i had all green lights and one almost-run-the-amber-light-but-jam-break-in-time). so i said testing should be a progressive, like continuous assessment in school. i said i would write in and tell them of my stroke of brilliance. he laughed. why, very funny meh. i sure think it would reduce the amount of STRESS the current cumulative-halfanhour-unrepresentational-observation-of-my-capabilities puts on you. i'm sure my lifespan has shortened substantially, considering the anxiety of the past 24hrs.

but whatever. i don't care anymore. cos. I. PASS.
.... and promptly got into an almost accident with a taxi just now. almost. my bad.