ahh friendship..

i think this is quite funny..

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
(i remember my neighbour and i used to treat each other's house like we owned them)

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it. ho Ho HOoOOH!! ;)

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows better.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

ah it's so cheessy. but i only put it up for that one line. i think it's hilarious.. and SOO TRUE!!! eh girls??! wink wink